I fucked her this morning... I want to fuck him tonight...
Fuck, I am so fucking horny...
I had fucking great oral sex with her this morning (licking and eating out her hot wet pussy)... I want to have fucking great oral sex with him tonight (licking and sucking his fucking hard cock)...
Fuck, I am so very fucking horny...
I enjoyed fucking hot man2woman sex with her this morning... and I can't wait to enjoy fucking hot man2man sex with him tonight...
Fuck, I am still so very fucking horny...
Monday, June 25, 2012
Monday, June 11, 2012
As for the Dad-Son Shit... My Response to Anon...
This is another post from my tumblr today... my response to anon about my dad/son posts...
ANONYMOUS WROTE: And as for the dad-son shit, that's so fucking creepy, you pedophiliac fuck!
I ANSWERED: Now to answer anon’s comment about “the dad-son shit.” Pedophilia is “sexual perversion in which children are the preferred sexual object.” Well, anon, I do not desire children, do not fuck around with children, do not want any part of using children as sexual objects. I have never done anything with an underage person (other than when I was underage myself many years ago) and will not. Now when you talk about “the dad-son shit” it might be better referred to as “incest.” However, I have never had an incestuous relationship other than with my brother when we were both in high school and college (and we referred to our playing around as “having fun” and didn’t really consider our sexual activity together as incest ~~ just two brothers getting their rocks off together ~~ no different than two friends jerking off together ~~ or a group of college buddies having a circle jerk). I have a real son, 25 years old, that I have never had any sexual relations with, never had the desire for sexual relations with him, and never will do anything with him. And for that matter, I also have a real dad that I never had any sexual relations with, definitely never had any desire whatsoever to do anything with him at all, and never will. Whenever I refer to dad/son in my posts, it always refers to an older MAN with a younger MAN. Two MEN! Two MEN of legal age. Two MEN, in my case that are NOT related, but I call the younger MAN “son” and he calls me “dad.” I have enjoyed quite a few relationships with younger MEN that like the thoughts of calling me “dad.” I don’t have a problem with that. And they don’t mind me calling them “son.” So what the fuck is the big deal?
ANONYMOUS WROTE: And as for the dad-son shit, that's so fucking creepy, you pedophiliac fuck!
I ANSWERED: Now to answer anon’s comment about “the dad-son shit.” Pedophilia is “sexual perversion in which children are the preferred sexual object.” Well, anon, I do not desire children, do not fuck around with children, do not want any part of using children as sexual objects. I have never done anything with an underage person (other than when I was underage myself many years ago) and will not. Now when you talk about “the dad-son shit” it might be better referred to as “incest.” However, I have never had an incestuous relationship other than with my brother when we were both in high school and college (and we referred to our playing around as “having fun” and didn’t really consider our sexual activity together as incest ~~ just two brothers getting their rocks off together ~~ no different than two friends jerking off together ~~ or a group of college buddies having a circle jerk). I have a real son, 25 years old, that I have never had any sexual relations with, never had the desire for sexual relations with him, and never will do anything with him. And for that matter, I also have a real dad that I never had any sexual relations with, definitely never had any desire whatsoever to do anything with him at all, and never will. Whenever I refer to dad/son in my posts, it always refers to an older MAN with a younger MAN. Two MEN! Two MEN of legal age. Two MEN, in my case that are NOT related, but I call the younger MAN “son” and he calls me “dad.” I have enjoyed quite a few relationships with younger MEN that like the thoughts of calling me “dad.” I don’t have a problem with that. And they don’t mind me calling them “son.” So what the fuck is the big deal?
Anonymous Wrote... I Answered...
The following was posted on my tumblr today...
ANONYMOUS WROTE: You're a fucking idiot. I never said ABSOULUTELY ANYTHING about bisexuals, pansexuals or anyone. I look down on cheaters. You are not bi. I know blenty of bisexuals, and you are just a closeted homosexual-- which isn't wrong, but it's pathetic that you're lying to yourself. And no one is better than anyone because of the amount of sex one has or does not have, you imbecile. Either divorce whoever you're married to, and then fuck around as much as you want. Cheating is so not fucking okay.
I ANSWERED: I started to not answer the latest two hate filled comments from anonymous. But I decided, in the spirit of the quote from Robert Frost I posted on June 7 (click here to see quote), that I would not be bullied into silence AND I would not let someone else define me.
Anon is obviously responding to my response to his first comments which I posted on June 5 (click here to see post).
Interesting words you chose to describe me, anon…
“idiot” ~~ “an offensive term for describing someone affected with severe mental retardation,” OR “a foolish or stupid person” ~~ Well, I know I am not severely mentally retarded and I don’t appreciate anyone using such derogatory words about family and friends that do have mental retardation. I am not stupid; I have advanced degrees. But I will admit to sometimes being foolish as described by the definition of “lacking in sense, judgment, or discretion.” Most people I know from time to time lack at least some of these.
“lying” ~~ you say I am lying to myself about my enjoying man2woman… How would YOU know if that is or is not true? How do YOU know what makes my dick HARD? If you were with me (thank heavens you are NOT), then you would find my penis getting aroused from looking at both males and females, from looking at men having sex with women, from looking at men having sex with men, from man2woman sexual encounters, AND from man2man sexual encounters. My cock doesn’t lie!
“not bi” ~~ You said that you never said ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING about bisexuals. No, you didn’t use the word “bisexual” in the first post, but it was MOST DEFINITELY implied when you questioned my enjoyment for man2woman sex and talked about my cock getting HARD for only dick. Bisexuality is “characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward both sexes,” so you were most definitely saying by your words that I am NOT bisexual. But the case is that I do have sexual desires for both men and women. You also say that you know plenty (or your actual word “blenty”) of bisexuals. Strange how you can make an inference about my bisexuality because you know bi people AND yet you do not know me! (Oh, and no we never talked anything about pansexuality…)
“closeted homosexual” ~~ Well, as already indicated, I am bisexual and not homosexual so I cannot be a closeted homosexual. But it is true that most people do not know that I have sexual desires for men as well as women. So what’s that anyone else’s business anyway? I don’t go around telling everyone I meet everyday that I love fucking women… nor do I go around telling them that I love fucking men. Now, on my blogs, well, that is a different matter… that is the purpose of blogs, to express oneself. Usually people that follow a blog do so because they like what they see and enjoy it and associate with it. So why are you following my blog? Do you like what you see? Enjoy it? Associate with it? OR are you “lying to yourself” about your sexuality and therefore love finding others to judge and condemn in order to make yourself feel better?
“imbecile” ~~ “An offensive term referring to a person affected with moderate mental retardation” ~~ well, I’ve already mentioned above that I do not have severe mental retardation… neither do I have moderate. Again, I detest these derogatory terms for people. (BTW, what does one’s intellectual ability have to do with their sexual desires?)
“pathetic” ~~ I am not sure exactly which definition you are using when you call me “pathetic.” Perhaps all of them. ~~ 1) Maybe I “have the capacity to move you to either compassionate or contemptuous pity.” Okay, so I know it isn’t “compassionate pity” to which I have moved you. 2) Maybe I am “marked by sorrow or melancholy; sad.” Well, that can sometimes be said of me. 3) Or perhaps you think I am “pitifully inferior or inadequate.” And the standard for superiority and adequacy? I don’t know what standard you are using, but obviously not the same one I use. 4) And finally, the definition you may be applying to me… “absurd, laughable.” Maybe my desires seem very absurd to you… maybe you have no cognizance of what my feelings and desires are about. But until you have walked a day (or really, a lifetime) in my shoes, you will not even begin to understand what is inside of me.
Oh, by the way, I didn’t say that anyone is better or not because of the AMOUNT of sex he or she has. I did say, “WE are better off than YOU since you are limited to only one side of the world of sex!!!!” That really was a sarcastic remark, prefaced by “haha” ~~ but I do feel better off because I do enjoy sex with both women and men. But no, I am no better than those that only prefer one sex or the other (whether str8 or gay) or no sex at all.
For the record, in the English language, if you use “either” then you have to have an “or.” You didn’t give me the “or.” You gave me only one choice, “divorce.” The other option, I suppose, is implied… “don’t have sex with men (or women) other than my spouse.”
Okay, I agree with you when you describe me as “cheating” ~~ That’s one of my many negatives, vices, sins, or whatever. Perhaps you are without any sin, or indiscretions, or wrongdoing, or evil ways (or however you wish to describe shortcomings) in your life. All I know is that I have never met a perfect person EVER. So how about we list your sins so we can judge and condemn you for what you commit or omit? Some people rate sins as from worst to not so bad… others rate them all the same… sin is sin… whatever… so go ahead and disclose your bad stuff… let us have a chance to judge you… BUT, like I said at the end of my other answer, “as far as cheating on my married partner… hmmmmm… what’s it to YOU????? I’m not married to YOU… and I’m NOT fucking around with YOU…” so just exactly how does this affect YOU?
ANONYMOUS WROTE: You're a fucking idiot. I never said ABSOULUTELY ANYTHING about bisexuals, pansexuals or anyone. I look down on cheaters. You are not bi. I know blenty of bisexuals, and you are just a closeted homosexual-- which isn't wrong, but it's pathetic that you're lying to yourself. And no one is better than anyone because of the amount of sex one has or does not have, you imbecile. Either divorce whoever you're married to, and then fuck around as much as you want. Cheating is so not fucking okay.
I ANSWERED: I started to not answer the latest two hate filled comments from anonymous. But I decided, in the spirit of the quote from Robert Frost I posted on June 7 (click here to see quote), that I would not be bullied into silence AND I would not let someone else define me.
Anon is obviously responding to my response to his first comments which I posted on June 5 (click here to see post).
Interesting words you chose to describe me, anon…
“idiot” ~~ “an offensive term for describing someone affected with severe mental retardation,” OR “a foolish or stupid person” ~~ Well, I know I am not severely mentally retarded and I don’t appreciate anyone using such derogatory words about family and friends that do have mental retardation. I am not stupid; I have advanced degrees. But I will admit to sometimes being foolish as described by the definition of “lacking in sense, judgment, or discretion.” Most people I know from time to time lack at least some of these.
“lying” ~~ you say I am lying to myself about my enjoying man2woman… How would YOU know if that is or is not true? How do YOU know what makes my dick HARD? If you were with me (thank heavens you are NOT), then you would find my penis getting aroused from looking at both males and females, from looking at men having sex with women, from looking at men having sex with men, from man2woman sexual encounters, AND from man2man sexual encounters. My cock doesn’t lie!
“not bi” ~~ You said that you never said ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING about bisexuals. No, you didn’t use the word “bisexual” in the first post, but it was MOST DEFINITELY implied when you questioned my enjoyment for man2woman sex and talked about my cock getting HARD for only dick. Bisexuality is “characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward both sexes,” so you were most definitely saying by your words that I am NOT bisexual. But the case is that I do have sexual desires for both men and women. You also say that you know plenty (or your actual word “blenty”) of bisexuals. Strange how you can make an inference about my bisexuality because you know bi people AND yet you do not know me! (Oh, and no we never talked anything about pansexuality…)
“closeted homosexual” ~~ Well, as already indicated, I am bisexual and not homosexual so I cannot be a closeted homosexual. But it is true that most people do not know that I have sexual desires for men as well as women. So what’s that anyone else’s business anyway? I don’t go around telling everyone I meet everyday that I love fucking women… nor do I go around telling them that I love fucking men. Now, on my blogs, well, that is a different matter… that is the purpose of blogs, to express oneself. Usually people that follow a blog do so because they like what they see and enjoy it and associate with it. So why are you following my blog? Do you like what you see? Enjoy it? Associate with it? OR are you “lying to yourself” about your sexuality and therefore love finding others to judge and condemn in order to make yourself feel better?
“imbecile” ~~ “An offensive term referring to a person affected with moderate mental retardation” ~~ well, I’ve already mentioned above that I do not have severe mental retardation… neither do I have moderate. Again, I detest these derogatory terms for people. (BTW, what does one’s intellectual ability have to do with their sexual desires?)
“pathetic” ~~ I am not sure exactly which definition you are using when you call me “pathetic.” Perhaps all of them. ~~ 1) Maybe I “have the capacity to move you to either compassionate or contemptuous pity.” Okay, so I know it isn’t “compassionate pity” to which I have moved you. 2) Maybe I am “marked by sorrow or melancholy; sad.” Well, that can sometimes be said of me. 3) Or perhaps you think I am “pitifully inferior or inadequate.” And the standard for superiority and adequacy? I don’t know what standard you are using, but obviously not the same one I use. 4) And finally, the definition you may be applying to me… “absurd, laughable.” Maybe my desires seem very absurd to you… maybe you have no cognizance of what my feelings and desires are about. But until you have walked a day (or really, a lifetime) in my shoes, you will not even begin to understand what is inside of me.
Oh, by the way, I didn’t say that anyone is better or not because of the AMOUNT of sex he or she has. I did say, “WE are better off than YOU since you are limited to only one side of the world of sex!!!!” That really was a sarcastic remark, prefaced by “haha” ~~ but I do feel better off because I do enjoy sex with both women and men. But no, I am no better than those that only prefer one sex or the other (whether str8 or gay) or no sex at all.
For the record, in the English language, if you use “either” then you have to have an “or.” You didn’t give me the “or.” You gave me only one choice, “divorce.” The other option, I suppose, is implied… “don’t have sex with men (or women) other than my spouse.”
Okay, I agree with you when you describe me as “cheating” ~~ That’s one of my many negatives, vices, sins, or whatever. Perhaps you are without any sin, or indiscretions, or wrongdoing, or evil ways (or however you wish to describe shortcomings) in your life. All I know is that I have never met a perfect person EVER. So how about we list your sins so we can judge and condemn you for what you commit or omit? Some people rate sins as from worst to not so bad… others rate them all the same… sin is sin… whatever… so go ahead and disclose your bad stuff… let us have a chance to judge you… BUT, like I said at the end of my other answer, “as far as cheating on my married partner… hmmmmm… what’s it to YOU????? I’m not married to YOU… and I’m NOT fucking around with YOU…” so just exactly how does this affect YOU?
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
British survey on what the perfect man possesses:
Hmmmmm... my first thought was "okay, so this is what females think are the qualities possessed by the perfect man... so what do males think the perfect man's qualities are?" Then my next thought was "I wonder how I measure up???" LOL So read the list and then below it you will see how I rated myself! haha...
(I reblogged this from my friend on tumblr, jshine969, and then added my own comments and ratings to it... btw, check out jshine969's tumblr):
Here’s a full list of qualities the perfect man apparently possesses according to women:
1. 6 feet tall
2. Toned and athletic
3. Brown eyes
4. Short dark hair
5. Smart dress sense
6. Beer drinker
7. Non-smoker
8. Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9. Gets ready in 17 minutes
10. Stylish
11. Wants a family
12. Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13. Loves shopping
14. Eats meat
15. Clean shaven
16. Smooth chest
17. Watches soaps
18. Enjoys watching football
19. Drives an Audi
20. Educated to degree level
21. Earns more than his other half
22. Jokes around and has a laugh
23. Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24. Says ‘I love you’ only when he means it
25. Admits it when he looks at other women
26. Has a driver’s license
27. Can swim
28. Can ride a bike
29. Can change a tire
30. Calls mom regularly
jshine said "Fuck that, bitches want too fucking much."
adam2adam's checklist (btw, after you check out jshine's tumblr, check out my adam2adamtn tumblr too):
1. I'm exactly 6' tall!!
2. Toned and athletic... not exactly (not bad shape but not toned)
3. YES! I got another check... I have brown eyes!
4. Short dark hair? ummmmmm... do I get half credit? I have short hair... and well, it is
getting darker... but I call it light medium brown... I had blonde hair when I was a kid...
5. Smart dress sense... well, I think so! lol
6. NOPE... I'm a Starbucks drinker... believe it or not, I don't drink any alcohol (dudes... I know my weaknesses... I know how addicted I am to Starbucks, Tumblr, and sex... what the fuck do you think would happen with the beer?)
7. YES! Check off another one... non-smoker!
8. What the fuck are "smart" jeans??? I wear a lot of jeans... Levis, Wrangler, Axist, Lees, etc. but the only thing "smart" about my jeans is when my "smart" phone (android!) is in my jeans' pocket! LOL... And a shirt... yep have lots of fucking nice shirts... but here again... what the fuck is a V-neck jumper? I have some V-neck shirts... just bought another one last Saturday. Do I get credit for this one???
9. Gets ready in 17 minutes??????? FUCKKKK... Do they NOT take a shower, put on clothes, comb their hair, trim their facial hair, brush their teeth, and whatever else I do in getting ready?????? Man, sometimes I'm in the shower 17 minutes... and if YOU got in their with me it would probably be longer... well, fuck it, if you did that then there definitely would be NO getting ready in 17 minutes because we would probably end up in the bed again!! hehe
10. Stylish? Fuck yeah!
11. Wants a family??? Dudes... I already have a family... yep, I have a wife and kids... fuck, my real son is 25 now!
12. Thanks for the monetary conversion because I sure as fuck wouldn't have been able to convert the pounds to dollars without looking up exchange rates, etc.! BUT anyway... yeah, I pass this checkpoint!
13. Loves shopping? NO... I don't mind shopping but I wouldn't say I LOVE shopping...
14. Oh yeah, I eat meat... just had some sirloin beef tips tonight!
15. Hah... don't ask me to measure up to this one... I sure don't want to be clean shaven... don't want you to be either!! I love facial hair, facial scruff, or facial stubble on a man including myself!
16. Smooth chest. Wait! The perfect man? Fuck... my idea of a perfect man includes chest hair like I have!!
17. Well, I have watched soaps... but not regularly... not addicted to them... would rather watch Criminal Minds or The Mentalist...
18. Okay... define "enjoys" LOL... I will go to football games... especially h.s. games... will watch some football on TV... but the world isn't going to end if I don't watch a football game... (hmmmm... from what I've heard over the years, most women wish their men would watch LESS football!)
19. An Audi????? A perfect man????? Fuck no... Real men... the perfect man... would drive a Ford F-150 or a Jeep or a mustang... Hmmmm... cum to think of it... I have all three of those vehicles ;-) BUT NO AUDI!
20. Educated!! Yes, very educated... probably not as much as some of you... BUT I do have two degrees!
21. And I earn more than my other half... What makes a man perfect with this item? Why would I be any less perfect if my other half makes more than me????
22. I love to joke around... love a good laugh... usually it is dry humor... or a play on words... or something like that... but sometimes I need to laugh so I won't cry! (Does a perfect man cry? Well, I do and I'm not ashamed that I do... I don't believe the shit that "big boys don't cry" and "real men don't cry.")
23. Definitely sensitive when wife is upset... definitely sensitive when anyone is upset... you included!!
24. "I love you" is something that I would only say if I really mean it... Perhaps I don't say it often enough, though, to the people I love!
25. Admits it when I look at other women?? ummmmm... no... and what about the question "Admits it when I look at other men??" hmmmmmmm... fuck no... I won't admit that... hehehe... but all of you know that I definitely have a weakness for looking at other men!! haha... if you don't know that, then you better take a fucking closer look at all my posts!!! Oh, and yeah, you know that I like looking at the women too... fuckkkkk... I AM bi after all!!
26. Yes, I have a driver's license... and it isn't expired or suspended... lol...
27. You mean you have to swim to be a perfect man? Well, I pass this one!!! Yes!
28. And ride a bike to be a perfect man? YES! I pass another one!!
29. Can change a tire... fuck yeah I can change a tire... but you know what? I've done my
time... I've changed enough tires in my life... so why should I change a tire now when I have a AAA membership... they will change it for me for free... that is so much easier LOL
30. Calls mom regularly??? Now this one I don't believe... most women don't want their men calling Mom all the time... they want him to cut the apron strings... Oh, btw, no, I don't call mom regularly... ummmmm, sorry, but I don't... long story... bad relationship... I don't call my dad either... ummmmmm, sorry, but that is a worse relationship.... Damn! So I end the test on a negative note!
Now let me see how "perfect" I am! Score time: 20/30 Damn... that is only 6.7 on a scale of 1-10.... so much for being perfect!! haha...
(I reblogged this from my friend on tumblr, jshine969, and then added my own comments and ratings to it... btw, check out jshine969's tumblr):
Here’s a full list of qualities the perfect man apparently possesses according to women:
1. 6 feet tall
2. Toned and athletic
3. Brown eyes
4. Short dark hair
5. Smart dress sense
6. Beer drinker
7. Non-smoker
8. Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9. Gets ready in 17 minutes
10. Stylish
11. Wants a family
12. Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13. Loves shopping
14. Eats meat
15. Clean shaven
16. Smooth chest
17. Watches soaps
18. Enjoys watching football
19. Drives an Audi
20. Educated to degree level
21. Earns more than his other half
22. Jokes around and has a laugh
23. Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24. Says ‘I love you’ only when he means it
25. Admits it when he looks at other women
26. Has a driver’s license
27. Can swim
28. Can ride a bike
29. Can change a tire
30. Calls mom regularly
jshine said "Fuck that, bitches want too fucking much."
adam2adam's checklist (btw, after you check out jshine's tumblr, check out my adam2adamtn tumblr too):
1. I'm exactly 6' tall!!
2. Toned and athletic... not exactly (not bad shape but not toned)
3. YES! I got another check... I have brown eyes!
4. Short dark hair? ummmmmm... do I get half credit? I have short hair... and well, it is
getting darker... but I call it light medium brown... I had blonde hair when I was a kid...
5. Smart dress sense... well, I think so! lol
6. NOPE... I'm a Starbucks drinker... believe it or not, I don't drink any alcohol (dudes... I know my weaknesses... I know how addicted I am to Starbucks, Tumblr, and sex... what the fuck do you think would happen with the beer?)
7. YES! Check off another one... non-smoker!
8. What the fuck are "smart" jeans??? I wear a lot of jeans... Levis, Wrangler, Axist, Lees, etc. but the only thing "smart" about my jeans is when my "smart" phone (android!) is in my jeans' pocket! LOL... And a shirt... yep have lots of fucking nice shirts... but here again... what the fuck is a V-neck jumper? I have some V-neck shirts... just bought another one last Saturday. Do I get credit for this one???
9. Gets ready in 17 minutes??????? FUCKKKK... Do they NOT take a shower, put on clothes, comb their hair, trim their facial hair, brush their teeth, and whatever else I do in getting ready?????? Man, sometimes I'm in the shower 17 minutes... and if YOU got in their with me it would probably be longer... well, fuck it, if you did that then there definitely would be NO getting ready in 17 minutes because we would probably end up in the bed again!! hehe
10. Stylish? Fuck yeah!
11. Wants a family??? Dudes... I already have a family... yep, I have a wife and kids... fuck, my real son is 25 now!
12. Thanks for the monetary conversion because I sure as fuck wouldn't have been able to convert the pounds to dollars without looking up exchange rates, etc.! BUT anyway... yeah, I pass this checkpoint!
13. Loves shopping? NO... I don't mind shopping but I wouldn't say I LOVE shopping...
14. Oh yeah, I eat meat... just had some sirloin beef tips tonight!
15. Hah... don't ask me to measure up to this one... I sure don't want to be clean shaven... don't want you to be either!! I love facial hair, facial scruff, or facial stubble on a man including myself!
16. Smooth chest. Wait! The perfect man? Fuck... my idea of a perfect man includes chest hair like I have!!
17. Well, I have watched soaps... but not regularly... not addicted to them... would rather watch Criminal Minds or The Mentalist...
18. Okay... define "enjoys" LOL... I will go to football games... especially h.s. games... will watch some football on TV... but the world isn't going to end if I don't watch a football game... (hmmmm... from what I've heard over the years, most women wish their men would watch LESS football!)
19. An Audi????? A perfect man????? Fuck no... Real men... the perfect man... would drive a Ford F-150 or a Jeep or a mustang... Hmmmm... cum to think of it... I have all three of those vehicles ;-) BUT NO AUDI!
20. Educated!! Yes, very educated... probably not as much as some of you... BUT I do have two degrees!
21. And I earn more than my other half... What makes a man perfect with this item? Why would I be any less perfect if my other half makes more than me????
22. I love to joke around... love a good laugh... usually it is dry humor... or a play on words... or something like that... but sometimes I need to laugh so I won't cry! (Does a perfect man cry? Well, I do and I'm not ashamed that I do... I don't believe the shit that "big boys don't cry" and "real men don't cry.")
23. Definitely sensitive when wife is upset... definitely sensitive when anyone is upset... you included!!
24. "I love you" is something that I would only say if I really mean it... Perhaps I don't say it often enough, though, to the people I love!
25. Admits it when I look at other women?? ummmmm... no... and what about the question "Admits it when I look at other men??" hmmmmmmm... fuck no... I won't admit that... hehehe... but all of you know that I definitely have a weakness for looking at other men!! haha... if you don't know that, then you better take a fucking closer look at all my posts!!! Oh, and yeah, you know that I like looking at the women too... fuckkkkk... I AM bi after all!!
26. Yes, I have a driver's license... and it isn't expired or suspended... lol...
27. You mean you have to swim to be a perfect man? Well, I pass this one!!! Yes!
28. And ride a bike to be a perfect man? YES! I pass another one!!
29. Can change a tire... fuck yeah I can change a tire... but you know what? I've done my
time... I've changed enough tires in my life... so why should I change a tire now when I have a AAA membership... they will change it for me for free... that is so much easier LOL
30. Calls mom regularly??? Now this one I don't believe... most women don't want their men calling Mom all the time... they want him to cut the apron strings... Oh, btw, no, I don't call mom regularly... ummmmm, sorry, but I don't... long story... bad relationship... I don't call my dad either... ummmmmm, sorry, but that is a worse relationship.... Damn! So I end the test on a negative note!
Now let me see how "perfect" I am! Score time: 20/30 Damn... that is only 6.7 on a scale of 1-10.... so much for being perfect!! haha...
Monday, May 14, 2012
He is a 19 year old college guy....
He is a 19 year old college guy. He said he has never been with a man before. I'm not so sure! He does have a girlfriend and fucks her regularly but that doesn't mean he has never fucked around with a guy. I made arrangements to pick him up near his dorm and bring him back to my place. We started hugging and kissing and he asked, "Can I suck your cock?"
I laughed and said, "Fuck yeah!"
He unzipped my pants, pulled out my now hard 8 inch uncut cock, and stared wide-eyed at it like he had never seen another guy's hard cock up close. Maybe he was telling the truth and he hadn't. He started sucking on my big hard man tool and I thought again that I doubt this was his first time. He seemed to know what he was doing. But perhaps it was just that he had seen enough porn pics and porn vids to know what to do. Or maybe it was that he'd been wanting this and dreaming about it for so long that he just did it naturally and instinctively. Maybe some other guy had sucked his cock in the past. I don't know. But I do know his mouth felt fucking hot on my big hard penis. And I fucking loved the way he looked into my eyes while he was working on my cock. I could see the lust in his eyes, and I could feel it in his mouth. Soon we were both undressed completely and in a hot 69. Man, a fucking hot 69! I knew we were both enjoying this. After awhile of doing this he asked, "Do you want to fuck me?"
My answer to this was once again, "Fuck yeah!" And I asked him again, "You've never done this with a man before?"
"No, never!" he replied.
"You think you are ready for my big hard cock?"
"Oh, Daddy, yes! I've been wanting a man to do this to me for so long." He rolled over on his stomach and pushed his hot ass up in the air. Again, I wasn't so sure this was his first time. But then again maybe it was because he had watched so much porn that he knew what to do. Who knows? I lubed his fucking tight asshole and finger fucked it for a couple minutes. I could tell he flinched at the first invasion of my finger. I asked if he was ready for my big cock. "Yes, Daddy, fuck me!"
I started to press my cock head into his hole. It was very tight and it was resisting me. Maybe he hadn't been fucked before. Eventually I rammed every inch of my whole 8" fucking hard uncut cock deep inside him. I could tell from his tensing that he felt pain. I asked if he wanted me to stop.
"Fuck no! I want you to fuck me!"
I started working in and out of his nice tight man hole. It felt so fucking good. After a few minutes of fucking him, I noticed he was looking over to the left and appeared to be watching something. I glanced to see what he might be looking at. Fuck! I hadn't thought about it, but there was a mirror over on the wall across from the bed. He was watching me in the mirror while I fucked his hot ass. I began to watch too. I could see both of our faces in the mirror looking at the mirror image of my big dick going in and out of his hot man pussy. Damn! This was so fucking hot to see. It got me so fucking excited to see myself in the mirror fucking this 19 year old college dude!
Watching myself fucking him brought me more quickly than usual to that fucking volanic eruption of cum! Fuck! I began to erupt deep inside this college man's possibly virgin ass. What I didn't realize was that about the same time his own cock was spewing man juice between him and the bed. Damn! That was hot! He ejaculated with my cock ejaculating in him, without touching his own penis with his hands! It was probably from the combination of the excitement of watching himself in the mirror getting fucked, my cock inside him pumping and throbbing, and his own hard cock rubbing between himself and the bed while I rocked him and the bed with my thrusts!
What an experience! No matter if this was his first time with another man or not, I know he fucking enjoyed it as much as I did. It was getting late and he had to get back to the dorm. He goes to a fairly strict Christian college that has a curfew, and a college that disapproves of homosexuality, so he had to get back soon so that he wouldn't have to answer to where he had been and why he was late! So reluctantly I drove him back to the college.
I laughed and said, "Fuck yeah!"
He unzipped my pants, pulled out my now hard 8 inch uncut cock, and stared wide-eyed at it like he had never seen another guy's hard cock up close. Maybe he was telling the truth and he hadn't. He started sucking on my big hard man tool and I thought again that I doubt this was his first time. He seemed to know what he was doing. But perhaps it was just that he had seen enough porn pics and porn vids to know what to do. Or maybe it was that he'd been wanting this and dreaming about it for so long that he just did it naturally and instinctively. Maybe some other guy had sucked his cock in the past. I don't know. But I do know his mouth felt fucking hot on my big hard penis. And I fucking loved the way he looked into my eyes while he was working on my cock. I could see the lust in his eyes, and I could feel it in his mouth. Soon we were both undressed completely and in a hot 69. Man, a fucking hot 69! I knew we were both enjoying this. After awhile of doing this he asked, "Do you want to fuck me?"
My answer to this was once again, "Fuck yeah!" And I asked him again, "You've never done this with a man before?"
"No, never!" he replied.
"You think you are ready for my big hard cock?"
"Oh, Daddy, yes! I've been wanting a man to do this to me for so long." He rolled over on his stomach and pushed his hot ass up in the air. Again, I wasn't so sure this was his first time. But then again maybe it was because he had watched so much porn that he knew what to do. Who knows? I lubed his fucking tight asshole and finger fucked it for a couple minutes. I could tell he flinched at the first invasion of my finger. I asked if he was ready for my big cock. "Yes, Daddy, fuck me!"
I started to press my cock head into his hole. It was very tight and it was resisting me. Maybe he hadn't been fucked before. Eventually I rammed every inch of my whole 8" fucking hard uncut cock deep inside him. I could tell from his tensing that he felt pain. I asked if he wanted me to stop.
"Fuck no! I want you to fuck me!"
I started working in and out of his nice tight man hole. It felt so fucking good. After a few minutes of fucking him, I noticed he was looking over to the left and appeared to be watching something. I glanced to see what he might be looking at. Fuck! I hadn't thought about it, but there was a mirror over on the wall across from the bed. He was watching me in the mirror while I fucked his hot ass. I began to watch too. I could see both of our faces in the mirror looking at the mirror image of my big dick going in and out of his hot man pussy. Damn! This was so fucking hot to see. It got me so fucking excited to see myself in the mirror fucking this 19 year old college dude!
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| This IS a pic of ME in that same mirror, although not taken at the same time that I was fucking the 19 y.o. college guy! |
Watching myself fucking him brought me more quickly than usual to that fucking volanic eruption of cum! Fuck! I began to erupt deep inside this college man's possibly virgin ass. What I didn't realize was that about the same time his own cock was spewing man juice between him and the bed. Damn! That was hot! He ejaculated with my cock ejaculating in him, without touching his own penis with his hands! It was probably from the combination of the excitement of watching himself in the mirror getting fucked, my cock inside him pumping and throbbing, and his own hard cock rubbing between himself and the bed while I rocked him and the bed with my thrusts!
What an experience! No matter if this was his first time with another man or not, I know he fucking enjoyed it as much as I did. It was getting late and he had to get back to the dorm. He goes to a fairly strict Christian college that has a curfew, and a college that disapproves of homosexuality, so he had to get back soon so that he wouldn't have to answer to where he had been and why he was late! So reluctantly I drove him back to the college.
Friday, May 11, 2012
Picking berries....
If you didn’t know me from anything but my tumblr or blogspot, you would think that I am 100% about sex… man2man or otherwise… BUT truthfully, you don’t get to see the whole me on here… I am much more than just a penis… I really do care about a lot of other things in life… whether they be the simple things or the more complex… The sexual aspect of my bi self is only a small part of who I really am… Like this morning… I enjoyed going to the farm and picking strawberries, blackberries, and raspberries… Simple enjoyable things like that… btw, I will enjoy using those berries in cooking and baking later… another thing I enjoy….
Where have YOU jerked off?
I was thinking about all the public, outdoor, erotic, risky, or exciting places where I have jerked off and was wondering what places like that have YOU guys done it?
I hadn't really thought about it until now, but I have whipped my cock out and started stroking it in quite a variety of places over the years.
This first picture is not me, but I have jerked off outside, on a deck, in the yard, on a porch, in the woods, behind a tree, beside the house, in an alley, on a trail, in a park, on a big rock, at the beach under a towel, in the water of the Gulf of Mexico with other people nearby in the water or on the beach, in my dorm room under the covers with roommates close by, in the dorm showers....
This next picture isn't me either, but it is something I have always fantasized about... jerking my cock off on public transportation. That is probably one of the few public places that I haven't done it (at least not that I can remember LOL)... But I have done it in a motel pool, a restaurant booth, a department store dressing room (even outside of the actual dressing room in front of the 3 sided mirror), in an aisle at a store, looking out a window where people could see me inside, in my motel room with the curtains partly open where someone walking by could glance in and see me stroking...
The picture below IS ME! And fuckkkkkk, I couldn't tell you how many times I have jerked off in my truck or car (driving down the road, in a parking lot, with another guy, with my "son").
The last picture is also ME! At my desk in my office at work! Yep, I've done it there with other people nearby. Also, I've done it in a movie theater, a library study carrel, a library restroom, other public restrooms (in a stall, standing at a urinal, in front of the mirrors, leaning against a wall), in a locker room....
I'm sure there are plenty of other places that I've done it... but these are all I can think of right off the top of my head right now! LOL...
Anyway, so what public, outdoor, erotic, risky, or exciting places have YOU done it? Tell us!! We want to know!! hehehe....
I hadn't really thought about it until now, but I have whipped my cock out and started stroking it in quite a variety of places over the years.
This first picture is not me, but I have jerked off outside, on a deck, in the yard, on a porch, in the woods, behind a tree, beside the house, in an alley, on a trail, in a park, on a big rock, at the beach under a towel, in the water of the Gulf of Mexico with other people nearby in the water or on the beach, in my dorm room under the covers with roommates close by, in the dorm showers....
This next picture isn't me either, but it is something I have always fantasized about... jerking my cock off on public transportation. That is probably one of the few public places that I haven't done it (at least not that I can remember LOL)... But I have done it in a motel pool, a restaurant booth, a department store dressing room (even outside of the actual dressing room in front of the 3 sided mirror), in an aisle at a store, looking out a window where people could see me inside, in my motel room with the curtains partly open where someone walking by could glance in and see me stroking...
The picture below IS ME! And fuckkkkkk, I couldn't tell you how many times I have jerked off in my truck or car (driving down the road, in a parking lot, with another guy, with my "son").
The last picture is also ME! At my desk in my office at work! Yep, I've done it there with other people nearby. Also, I've done it in a movie theater, a library study carrel, a library restroom, other public restrooms (in a stall, standing at a urinal, in front of the mirrors, leaning against a wall), in a locker room....
I'm sure there are plenty of other places that I've done it... but these are all I can think of right off the top of my head right now! LOL...
Anyway, so what public, outdoor, erotic, risky, or exciting places have YOU done it? Tell us!! We want to know!! hehehe....
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