The 18 Year Old Guy from A4A...

I met him on A4A a few weeks ago... we chatted for quite awhile that first night... and then frequently for the next several days. He is 18 years old, a college guy, 6'1" tall, 180, 32w, brown hair, some body hair. I found out that he has had very little experience with guys. Mostly just a little jerk off session with a couple of buddies... and one buddy who had sucked him off a time or two... Basically his experiences were fantasy, in his mind, conjured up from his str8 friends talking about their sexual escapades with the chicks. One friend of his is always bragging about all the girls that have sucked his cock, how they all want it, and all love it... Sounds like to me that his friend really is trying to get him to suck his cock, but he doesn’t think that is it at all. He thinks that his buddy just wants to brag about his penis and what all he has done. Hmmmmm, well, my experience says the dude is wanting to play around with him... but hey, why complain? By him not playing with his friend, that made him all the more horny and desirous of fucking around with another guy... and, well, that guy ended up being ME!!


Cum to find out, this guy only lives a couple of minutes away from the motel I stay at when working in the area. How convenient!! As luck would have it, though, my schedule was screwed up so it would be a little over a week before I would be there and we would be able to get together. We sent messages back and forth everyday, looking forward to the time when we would finally meet. We had exchanged pictures so kinda knew what to expect.


The day finally came when I was back in town. I couldn’t wait for the work day to get over so that I could get on with the prospects of the night. He told his parents that he was going to spend the night with a friend (well, sort of true... just not the “friend” that they thought!). He texted me from the motel parking lot to let me know he was there. I was so fucking excited... and yes, so fucking nervous as I always am when meeting someone for the first time. One never really knows what to expect until you get together and see if the chemistry works! I heard the knock on the door and I let him in. Damn! His pictures didn’t do him justice. He is very fucking good looking... but I suppose the thing that made him so fucking much hotter than his pics is the fact that he let the facial scruff grow on his face. Okay, so any of you that know me know that I have a fucking weakness for hot young guys with a scruffy face!!!


Anyway, he came in... and I could tell he was nervous also. I grabbed him, pulled him close, hugging him tight, grinding my crotch against his (yes, I could feel his cock growing inside his pants just like mine was!)... I began to kiss him and he kissed me back... I could feel the nervousness begin to disappear... his and mine! We were starting to get more comfortable with each other.


I had a porn vid playing on the TV in the room. He kept glancing at it... Ha, I can imagine what was going through his young mind! All the gay pornographic images coming from the screen while another man was holding him close and moving my hands all over his body massaging him over his clothing. He let out a slight moan... I knew that he was really starting to get excited. I slid my hand under his shirt and massaged his stomach, his chest, and around to his back... I kept working my hands over his upper body... and I kept kissing him on the lips and then across his cheek over to his ear where I began to gently nibble and lick. He gasped.... “Ohhhhhhhh, man! Ohhhhhhhhh, yeahhhhhhh!” I asked him if he liked that and he replied, “Man, yes!!!” I love finding the places on a guy’s body (well, on a female body as well... but of course here I’m telling you about my experience with this fucking hot 18 year old!!) that get’s him so fucking excited... so fucking turned on... elevating the feeling to fucking excitement and ecstasy!


We still hadn’t even removed our clothes. My hands were still under his shirt. Then his hands began to explore under my shirt. He began to unbutton my shirt revealing my hairy chest. His fingers started running through all the hair that he found there! And while he did that, my hand went lower... down to his belt... his waistband. My fingertips went slightly under the material of his shorts... just slightly at first but soon my hands were probing further down and further inside his pants. Thankfully his belt and shorts were a little loose so my hands could explore easily. My fingertips grazed against something very hard... well, you know as well as I did then, that was his fucking hard young cock. I tickled the shaft of his penis with my fingertips for a few minutes and then moved my hand a little to find the head of his cut cock. Then I wrapped my hand around his steel rod and squeezed it. He gasped again. I was beginning to realize that his experience with guys was very limited. He hadn’t experienced any of this with another male before. My other hand undid his belt buckle and unzipped his shorts. I yanked down the shorts and the boxers and revealed that fucking hot 18 year old fully erect penis. His dick is just about average size in length (he probably still has some growing to do LOL)... but it was thicker than average... very nice and thick with a beautiful mushroom shaped cockhead. I couldn’t resist... my mouth went to his cock... I licked the tip... he was already leaking precum... mmmmmmmmm... you all know that I fucking love the taste of precum much more than the taste of cum... precum is so much sweeter... And it is so exciting to make the precum leak out the more we play, the longer we engage in foreplay.... Then I swirled my tongue around that whole mushroom head... mmmmmmm... and then licked down the shaft... all the way to his balls... he tensed... I sensed that he was tickled by the sensation... I eased up a little and just lightly licked and kissed all around his nuts and hard rod. Damn, he kept moaning so fucking sexily! Then all of a sudden he moved around to where he could undo my jeans... the zipper down... the jeans yanked down... my white Calvin Klein briefs pulled down and away from my cock and balls. I watched his face... I saw his eyes get big as he looked at my fucking HARD 8" uncut cock! He grabbed hold and stroked me... “Nice! Man! Fucking nice! I’ve never seen a cock so big!” he said. Well, I replied by telling him that it was all his to do with whatever he wanted tonight! He grinned... and I grinned back...


He went for my cock with his mouth... And though he hadn’t had much experience of sucking cock before, he seemed to already be an expert at it! I asked him about that and he replied, “Well, I’ve watched enough gay porn on my computer to observe and learn how to suck cock like the porn stars do!” I believed him because he really was doing a great job. I moved around on the bed so that we were in a 69 and both of us sucking the other’s cock. Damn! So fucking good...


We stripped off all our clothes finally, and our naked male bodies were skin to skin. He has just a little bit of hair on his body compared to my hairy body... but his legs are almost as hairy as mine! Fucking masculine! I began rubbing my body against his... my hard cock against his... my lips against his... I started exploring his body trying to find those magic spots that fucking sent him high with excitement. I found several places. He went absolutely wild when I nibbled and licked on his nipples... especially his left nipple. I have always found that most people have one nipple that is more sensitive than the other, more of a turn on when played with. I had quickly found his favored one! Then I found that he would go absolutely wild when my bearded scruffy face came against his and my mouth found its way around his ears... especially when I nibbled and licked and kissed his right neck and ear lobe. Interesting, the left nipple was a hot spot of excitement and the right side of his face and neck and ear... opposites! I explored his body with my hands and my mouth... He did the same to me. I found that he went very wild when my tongue went under his testicles! And eventually my mouth moved below that area to his fucking hot tight man ass... I began to lick his ass crack... My tongue began to zero in on his tight sphincter, darting at the hole... he was moaning loudly now and saying, “Yessssss, ohhhhhhh, yessssss, fuckkkkkkkkk, yesssssss....” I was getting his hole nice and wet. His hole was definitely tight... obviously never fucked before. I asked him for sure, and he said, “No, never. And never had a tongue fucking it like you’ve been doing either! And I’ve never had any one finger fuck my ass either. Will you finger fuck me?” And I assured him that I would!! I continued to get his ass nice and wet with my tongue and mouth. And as my tongue worked him, I moved my finger into position and began to doubly work him with both my tongue and my finger. He moaned all the more! He begged for more! I began to finger fuck him good. And I slid a second finger in... I could tell he winced... but I kept working him with both fingers and with my tongue. Then my fingers went deeper and faster... I know I was hitting that magic inner spot, his prostate! Fuck, he loved it, I could tell... But then he said, “I can’t take it any more... I feel like I’m gonna shit or something... you’ve got to ease off...” And I did... but I kept enjoying my mouth on his hot ass. He told me that he knew he definitely wasn’t ready for my big cock to invade his tight man hole. That would have to wait until another day. I agreed. Damn, I didn’t want to turn him off to the idea of it... I wanted him to fucking enjoy everything we would do, and I promised him that I would only do what he was ready for.


I went back to all those erotic erogenous areas on his body... I kept bringing him higher and higher... He said, “I... I... I don’t think I can hold back much longer.” And of course I told him to not worry about holding off, just enjoy the feeling and let loose. And boy did he ever. Okay, so I am always fucking jealous of how much you young guys can shoot. I miss the days when I spewed that much hot jizm everywhere. Not that I don’t still have an adequate amount of man juice spraying from my cock when I arrive at that point, but let’s face it, this dad is not young anymore! LOL... So, anyway, he let loose, unable to prevent that orgasm from erupting his cum everywhere. Damn! It felt so fucking good spraying all over my stomach and chest... I love it when a guy sprays his cum all through my chest hairs!!! I brought him to that point of no return first with my mouth on his cock and then taking over with my hand until that volcanic eruption occurred. And then after he finished ejaculating, he reached over and began to stroke my cock... Damn! So fucking good... And after feeling his steamy sperm all over me, it didn’t take long for me to let out my load of hot cum. It sprayed onto my stomach and chest and mixed with his. Then he surprised me. He got on top of me, sliding his hot young 18 year old body around on mine... mixing our cum, sliding in our cum, spreading our cum together all over our two bodies between us as they were pressed together man2man! So fucking good!! So fucking wonderful!!! Then he rolled off me and faced me and I turned and faced him. We embraced... we kissed... we cuddled... we snuggled... we caressed... we touched... we felt... we enjoyed... And soon we both fell asleep against each other. From time to time I could tell he would wake up a little and explore my body with his hands... And then there were the times I would do the same... What a fucking hot night... he and I together... all night... Damn it, soon it was morning... I had to go to work... he had to go home... We parted ways...


No, we haven’t been together again. What is it about you young college guys? I’ve had several sexual encounters with 18 to 23 year old college dudes for their very first man2man sex. They want it, they like it, but then they decide they want to try it with a guy closer to their age! Hmmmm, this has happened more than once. But do you know what happens next? After they’ve fucked around with guys their age, they cum back to me... It’s happens over and over... These guys cum back because they realize that the best sex they’ve had is the hot sex with an older man who strives to make them feel so fucking wonderful instead of just getting my own rocks off as so often happens when they are with the other guys! What can I say? There is just something special about this older2younger, dad2son, man2man sex!

The bi vid I've been watching tonight....

I'm watching the fucking hottest bi scene on my dvd right now... FUCK! (no, the picture isn't from the actual scene but the idea is the same... two men with a woman) So very hot... Started out with a wife (a scientist) doing experiments in her basement working on a formula to help out her impotent husband. (okay, so the story line is hokey... but the people in the scene are all 3 fucking hot!!) She leaves her work going to check on something elsewhere. Her smoking hot husband and his even more smoking hot friend cum into the basement from shooting hoops. The friend sees the glass of liquid on the counter and drinks it, not realizing it is the impotency formula the woman has been working on. He says it tastes pretty good after a sweaty game of one-on-one basketball. He convinces the husband to drink some too... Immediately they both get fucking horny and begin attacking each other's bodies in heated passion... man2man heated passion... (Evidently this experiment has done the job because the husband is definitely no longer impotent... hahaha)... They are groping at each other... fondling each other... kissing each other... they start to undress each other revealing how very fucking gorgeous both of their male bodies are... They start stroking each other's hard dicks... they end up sucking each other's man tools... The wife cums back and catches her hubby fucking around with his friend... she undresses and joins in... fuckkkkkkk... even hotter (okay, so I know some of you don't get into the man2woman sex, but guys, I like it especially combining it with man2man sex in the same scene...) The wife and the friend both begin to work on the husband (the friend is my favorite guy in this scene!!!) FUCKKKKKK, even thought the friend is my favorite, I like all 3 of them... and would play with any of them individually or together... WOW!! Anyway... the husband and wife start sharing the friend's cock... You see the pleasure written all over his face... (I'm jealous!!! hehe) And his cock is bigger than ever!!! FUCK YEAH!! (okay, so yeah, while I'm writing this I am watching the scene again... it is sooooooo very fucking hotttttttt!!!!) I love the way hands and mouths are all over bodies, not mattering if they are male or female... so fucking good... so fucking hot... so fucking passionate... cocksucking, pussy eating... hot asses... hard cocks... dripping wet cunt... Love seeing the way the guys work their tongues into her vagina!!! Sharing her pussy... the same way each of their cocks were shared with her and the other guy... The husband rubs his fucking HARD cock between the wife's breasts... getting himself even harder... He fingers her pussy... She strokes his cock... He can't stand it any longer... he pushes her flat onto her back and rams his big dick deep inside her cunt... fucking her good... fucking her hard... The friend gets his face down there close to where the action is... close to where his buddy's cock is entering the pussy... Then he swings his body around and his cock slides into the husbands mouth, face fucking him while the husband pussy fucks the woman... Then the wife pulls off her husband and positions herself in front of the friend who rams his cock into her from behind... WOW! fucking nice!!! His cock going between her legs and into her vagina... And while he is doing that, the husband is face fucking his wife... (fuck it... I'm so fucking HARD just writing the description of this vid that I've been watching!!!) Well, to make a long story short... the friend finally erupts, shooting his cum all over his own chest and stomach... the husband rubs the cum around with his hands... All of them end fully satisfied from this chance encounter!!! (okay, so I've been holding back my orgasm... edging... slowing down... speeding up... getting closer and closer to my very own satisfying orgasm... not to mention having a simultaneous sexual conversation with a hot "son" online which compounds the sexual intensity... I don't think I'm gonna be able to hold off much longer... glad I'm at the end of this account... gotta blow this load!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!)

Real Men Support Pink!

I had to go to have some tests done at an outpatient diagnostic center last Friday.  Always hate waiting at any medical facility... always hate having to go through any medical procedure.  And this experience started out as no exception.  Got there at 11:15, filled out the necessary paperwork, and then waited and waited.  I noticed that the all the women working in the office were wearing jeans... must've been casual Friday... or maybe they dressed like this every day, I don't know.  One by one, some woman would come out to the waiting room and call a patient back.  One by one, the waiting room was emptying out.  After waiting for awhile, this fucking gorgeous young guy in his twenties came out wearing a t-shirt and jeans... I couldn't keep my eyes off him.  Wow! What a fucking perfect specimen of masculinity!  He was the only male that I had seen out of all the workers in that office.  He called a girl to come on back... and to my surprise, at the same time he called me to come back with him.  OMFG!  I was going back with this fucking hot hunk!  He led me and the girl to the back of the office to an elevator that would take us to the ground floor where the diagnostic tests would be done. 


He pushed the elevator button and the door opened and we got in.  FUCK! This hot guy was standing right next to me! So fucking gorgeous... scruffy face like I love... hairy arms... shaggy hair... nice fitting jeans... a t-shirt that read "Real men support pink" that fit him so close and showed his perfect v-shape upper body.  Damn, I couldn't keep my eyes off him as we went down the elevator.  He glanced a couple times over my way... I'm sure he probably noticed me eyeing him from head to toe.  DAMN! Who wouldn't be eyeing him?  The elevator ride down ended all too soon and we got off.  He instructed me to go around the corner and sit while he took the girl for her tests first. (Side note: Where I was sitting now and waiting, there was the fucking cutest young guy, couldn't have been more than 20, assisting his grandfather for some tests that were being done.  This touched me watching how tenderly and with care that the young man treated his very elderly grandfather.  Now that young man is also, my kind of guy.  He kept looking at me and I kept looking back.  Who knows what he was thinking, but I know what I was thinking!  "Damn, I would love to fuck him!"  -- ummmm, well, I guess you're right, that does seem to be on my mind an awful lot lately... hehehe) 


Well, eventually, the radiology technician guy came to get me once he had finished with the girl and she had gone.  We went to the room where I would be having the tests done and he began to explain the procedures to me and what to expect.  He was very good about walking me through everything.  Not many in the medical field today take the time to do that, it is so routine to most of them that they don't think about us not knowing what is about to happen.  Anyway, he stopped for a second and said let me go get you a medical shirt to wear so that I wouldn't run the risk of getting my shirt messed up.  He handed me the shirt to put on and then he went over behind the glass window and appeared to be busy, but I noticed out of the corner of my eye that he kept glancing my way through the glass.  I pulled my shirt off revealing my hairy chest.  I saw his eyes glancing again.  I twisted around and laid my shirt down on a chair and lfited my arms pulling the medical shirt over my head and slowly down.  When my head came through the neck opening and as I was pulling the garment over my chest and stomach, I noticed him watching me again.  I loved the attention!  Too bad I'm not as fucking gorgeous as he his... but this dad body, although still in pretty good shape, is definitely not like a twentysomething year old body!  But maybe he liked what he was seeing. 


After he had everything set up and ready for the procedure and had finished explaining it all to me. He said that he would call the doctor to come down now and start.  He was right beside me through the tests, handing me the various fucking horrible things to drink, positioning me so the doctor could get the images he was needing.  I loved having this technician gently moving my body to the right place.  Every chance I got, I stole a glance at this fucking beautiful dude!  If he only knew how much I wanted him... maybe he did, I don't know.  Anyway, the doctor finished his portion and left.  The technician said that he needed to get 3 still x-rays with me lying on the table.   He inserted a film under me and then went behind the window glass and told me to hold my breath... the machine buzzed and then he told me to relax.  Two more to go... He came over to me and said he needed to be sure I was lined up right to get what he needed.  He told me that he was going to push on me some an move me a little.  His hands, his fucking masculine hands, came to my sides and pressed on me.  Then he positioned the machine above and using a light he checked to see if I was where I needed to be... evidently not, because his hands came on me again and he pressed on my body repositioning me.  I liked the feel.  Then he went behind the glass window, told me to hold my breath again, and then the machine buzzed.  He told me, okay, one more now.  So positioning me again, ready for the 3rd x-ray.  Same procedure.  Done.  Well, not exactly.  he said that he really needed to do another.  He told me to undo my pants and slide them down so that we can be sure they aren't in the way for the rest of the x-rays. Then he climbed up on a step leaning over me and moved forward and upward to reach above me to move the equipment.  As he did his body pressed against my side, my front, as he slid up to reach, his jeans gliding over me, his mid-section pressing against me.  I sware I felt his cock press against me,,, was that wishful thinking? I liked the feel... I wanted to feel more... I felt a little more... but then he got down, went behind the window again and the machine did its job.  Done? Not yet.  He had said 3, we had now done 4, and he said he needed a couple more. Hmmmmm, wonder why?  Wouldn't he have known at the beginning that he needed more than 3? Maybe it was a way to keep me there longer... to touch me some more... yeah, I wish! 

Well, now he had me roll over, he moved my hips, positioned my ass (nice touch!), and took another x-ray.  Still not done, though.  Another one was needed.  This time on my stomach again but slightly at an angle.  His hands moved me to the right spot... he took the x-ray... and then he said to sit in the chair and he would check to be sure all the pictures came out right.  He kept looking through the window at me sitting over the other side of the room. I didn't want these tests to be over... fuckkkk... when have I ever said I didn't want some medical tests to be over? I wanted to stay with this fucking hot guy.  I wanted to do more with this fucking gorgeous dude.  I wanted to fuck this fucking masculine man.  But the tests were over, I had to leave, the rest is fantasy.... I've played the rest in my mind over and over wishing that my fantasy of being man2man with this smoking hot speciman of maleness. 

Her this morning... Him tonight....

I fucked her this morning... I want to fuck him tonight...


Fuck, I am so fucking horny...


I had fucking great oral sex with her this morning (licking and eating out her hot wet pussy)... I want to have fucking great oral sex with him tonight (licking and sucking his fucking hard cock)...


Fuck, I am so very fucking horny...


I enjoyed fucking hot man2woman sex with her this morning... and I can't wait to enjoy fucking hot man2man sex with him tonight...



Fuck, I am still so very fucking horny...

As for the Dad-Son Shit... My Response to Anon...

This is another post from my tumblr today... my response to anon about my dad/son posts...



ANONYMOUS WROTE:  And as for the dad-son shit, that's so fucking creepy, you pedophiliac fuck!




I ANSWERED:  Now to answer anon’s comment about “the dad-son shit.” Pedophilia is “sexual perversion in which children are the preferred sexual object.” Well, anon, I do not desire children, do not fuck around with children, do not want any part of using children as sexual objects. I have never done anything with an underage person (other than when I was underage myself many years ago) and will not. Now when you talk about “the dad-son shit” it might be better referred to as “incest.” However, I have never had an incestuous relationship other than with my brother when we were both in high school and college (and we referred to our playing around as “having fun” and didn’t really consider our sexual activity together as incest ~~ just two brothers getting their rocks off together ~~ no different than two friends jerking off together ~~ or a group of college buddies having a circle jerk). I have a real son, 25 years old, that I have never had any sexual relations with, never had the desire for sexual relations with him, and never will do anything with him. And for that matter, I also have a real dad that I never had any sexual relations with, definitely never had any desire whatsoever to do anything with him at all, and never will. Whenever I refer to dad/son in my posts, it always refers to an older MAN with a younger MAN. Two MEN! Two MEN of legal age. Two MEN, in my case that are NOT related, but I call the younger MAN “son” and he calls me “dad.” I have enjoyed quite a few relationships with younger MEN that like the thoughts of calling me “dad.” I don’t have a problem with that. And they don’t mind me calling them “son.” So what the fuck is the big deal?

Anonymous Wrote... I Answered...

The following was posted on my tumblr today...


ANONYMOUS WROTE:  You're a fucking idiot. I never said ABSOULUTELY ANYTHING about bisexuals, pansexuals or anyone. I look down on cheaters. You are not bi. I know blenty of bisexuals, and you are just a closeted homosexual-- which isn't wrong, but it's pathetic that you're lying to yourself. And no one is better than anyone because of the amount of sex one has or does not have, you imbecile. Either divorce whoever you're married to, and then fuck around as much as you want. Cheating is so not fucking okay.


 I ANSWERED:  I started to not answer the latest two hate filled comments from anonymous. But I decided, in the spirit of the quote from Robert Frost I posted on June 7 (click here to see quote), that I would not be bullied into silence AND I would not let someone else define me.

Anon is obviously responding to my response to his first comments which I posted on June 5 (click here to see post).

Interesting words you chose to describe me, anon…

“idiot” ~~ “an offensive term for describing someone affected with severe mental retardation,” OR “a foolish or stupid person” ~~ Well, I know I am not severely mentally retarded and I don’t appreciate anyone using such derogatory words about family and friends that do have mental retardation. I am not stupid; I have advanced degrees. But I will admit to sometimes being foolish as described by the definition of “lacking in sense, judgment, or discretion.” Most people I know from time to time lack at least some of these.

“lying” ~~ you say I am lying to myself about my enjoying man2woman… How would YOU know if that is or is not true? How do YOU know what makes my dick HARD? If you were with me (thank heavens you are NOT), then you would find my penis getting aroused from looking at both males and females, from looking at men having sex with women, from looking at men having sex with men, from man2woman sexual encounters, AND from man2man sexual encounters. My cock doesn’t lie!

“not bi” ~~ You said that you never said ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING about bisexuals. No, you didn’t use the word “bisexual” in the first post, but it was MOST DEFINITELY implied when you questioned my enjoyment for man2woman sex and talked about my cock getting HARD for only dick. Bisexuality is “characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward both sexes,” so you were most definitely saying by your words that I am NOT bisexual. But the case is that I do have sexual desires for both men and women. You also say that you know plenty (or your actual word “blenty”) of bisexuals. Strange how you can make an inference about my bisexuality because you know bi people AND yet you do not know me! (Oh, and no we never talked anything about pansexuality…)

“closeted homosexual” ~~ Well, as already indicated, I am bisexual and not homosexual so I cannot be a closeted homosexual. But it is true that most people do not know that I have sexual desires for men as well as women. So what’s that anyone else’s business anyway? I don’t go around telling everyone I meet everyday that I love fucking women… nor do I go around telling them that I love fucking men. Now, on my blogs, well, that is a different matter… that is the purpose of blogs, to express oneself. Usually people that follow a blog do so because they like what they see and enjoy it and associate with it. So why are you following my blog? Do you like what you see? Enjoy it? Associate with it? OR are you “lying to yourself” about your sexuality and therefore love finding others to judge and condemn in order to make yourself feel better?

“imbecile” ~~ “An offensive term referring to a person affected with moderate mental retardation” ~~ well, I’ve already mentioned above that I do not have severe mental retardation… neither do I have moderate. Again, I detest these derogatory terms for people. (BTW, what does one’s intellectual ability have to do with their sexual desires?)

“pathetic” ~~ I am not sure exactly which definition you are using when you call me “pathetic.” Perhaps all of them. ~~ 1) Maybe I “have the capacity to move you to either compassionate or contemptuous pity.” Okay, so I know it isn’t “compassionate pity” to which I have moved you. 2) Maybe I am “marked by sorrow or melancholy; sad.” Well, that can sometimes be said of me. 3) Or perhaps you think I am “pitifully inferior or inadequate.” And the standard for superiority and adequacy? I don’t know what standard you are using, but obviously not the same one I use. 4) And finally, the definition you may be applying to me… “absurd, laughable.” Maybe my desires seem very absurd to you… maybe you have no cognizance of what my feelings and desires are about. But until you have walked a day (or really, a lifetime) in my shoes, you will not even begin to understand what is inside of me.

Oh, by the way, I didn’t say that anyone is better or not because of the AMOUNT of sex he or she has. I did say, “WE are better off than YOU since you are limited to only one side of the world of sex!!!!” That really was a sarcastic remark, prefaced by “haha” ~~ but I do feel better off because I do enjoy sex with both women and men. But no, I am no better than those that only prefer one sex or the other (whether str8 or gay) or no sex at all.

For the record, in the English language, if you use “either” then you have to have an “or.” You didn’t give me the “or.” You gave me only one choice, “divorce.” The other option, I suppose, is implied… “don’t have sex with men (or women) other than my spouse.”

Okay, I agree with you when you describe me as “cheating” ~~ That’s one of my many negatives, vices, sins, or whatever. Perhaps you are without any sin, or indiscretions, or wrongdoing, or evil ways (or however you wish to describe shortcomings) in your life. All I know is that I have never met a perfect person EVER. So how about we list your sins so we can judge and condemn you for what you commit or omit? Some people rate sins as from worst to not so bad… others rate them all the same… sin is sin… whatever… so go ahead and disclose your bad stuff… let us have a chance to judge you… BUT, like I said at the end of my other answer, “as far as cheating on my married partner… hmmmmm… what’s it to YOU????? I’m not married to YOU… and I’m NOT fucking around with YOU…” so just exactly how does this affect YOU?

British survey on what the perfect man possesses:

Hmmmmm... my first thought was "okay, so this is what females think are the qualities possessed by the perfect man... so what do males think the perfect man's qualities are?" Then my next thought was "I wonder how I measure up???" LOL So read the list and then below it you will see how I rated myself! haha...





(I reblogged this from my friend on tumblr, jshine969, and then added my own comments and ratings to it... btw, check out jshine969's tumblr):


Here’s a full list of qualities the perfect man apparently possesses according to women:

1.  6 feet tall

2.  Toned and athletic

3.  Brown eyes

4.  Short dark hair

5.  Smart dress sense

6.  Beer drinker

7.  Non-smoker

8.  Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper

9.  Gets ready in 17 minutes

10.  Stylish

11.  Wants a family

12.  Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year

13.  Loves shopping

14.  Eats meat

15.  Clean shaven

16.  Smooth chest

17.  Watches soaps

18.  Enjoys watching football

19.  Drives an Audi

20.  Educated to degree level

21.  Earns more than his other half

22.  Jokes around and has a laugh

23.  Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset

24.  Says ‘I love you’ only when he means it

25.  Admits it when he looks at other women

26.  Has a driver’s license

27.  Can swim

28.  Can ride a bike

29.  Can change a tire

30.  Calls mom regularly

 jshine said "Fuck that, bitches want too fucking much."




adam2adam's checklist (btw, after you check out jshine's tumblr, check out my adam2adamtn tumblr too):

1. I'm exactly 6' tall!!

2. Toned and athletic... not exactly (not bad shape but not toned)

3. YES! I got another check... I have brown eyes!

4. Short dark hair? ummmmmm... do I get half credit? I have short hair... and well, it is
getting darker... but I call it light medium brown... I had blonde hair when I was a kid...

5. Smart dress sense... well, I think so! lol

6. NOPE... I'm a Starbucks drinker... believe it or not, I don't drink any alcohol (dudes... I know my weaknesses... I know how addicted I am to Starbucks, Tumblr, and sex... what the fuck do you think would happen with the beer?)

7. YES! Check off another one... non-smoker!

8. What the fuck are "smart" jeans??? I wear a lot of jeans... Levis, Wrangler, Axist, Lees, etc. but the only thing "smart" about my jeans is when my "smart" phone (android!) is in my jeans' pocket! LOL... And a shirt... yep have lots of fucking nice shirts... but here again... what the fuck is a V-neck jumper? I have some V-neck shirts... just bought another one last Saturday. Do I get credit for this one???

9. Gets ready in 17 minutes??????? FUCKKKK... Do they NOT take a shower, put on clothes, comb their hair, trim their facial hair, brush their teeth, and whatever else I do in getting ready?????? Man, sometimes I'm in the shower 17 minutes... and if YOU got in their with me it would probably be longer... well, fuck it, if you did that then there definitely would be NO getting ready in 17 minutes because we would probably end up in the bed again!! hehe

10. Stylish? Fuck yeah!

11. Wants a family??? Dudes... I already have a family... yep, I have a wife and kids... fuck, my real son is 25 now!

12. Thanks for the monetary conversion because I sure as fuck wouldn't have been able to convert the pounds to dollars without looking up exchange rates, etc.! BUT anyway... yeah, I pass this checkpoint!

13. Loves shopping? NO... I don't mind shopping but I wouldn't say I LOVE shopping...

14. Oh yeah, I eat meat... just had some sirloin beef tips tonight!

15. Hah... don't ask me to measure up to this one... I sure don't want to be clean shaven... don't want you to be either!! I love facial hair, facial scruff, or facial stubble on a man including myself!

16. Smooth chest. Wait! The perfect man? Fuck... my idea of a perfect man includes chest hair like I have!!

17. Well, I have watched soaps... but not regularly... not addicted to them... would rather watch Criminal Minds or The Mentalist...

18. Okay... define "enjoys" LOL... I will go to football games... especially h.s. games... will watch some football on TV... but the world isn't going to end if I don't watch a football game... (hmmmm... from what I've heard over the years, most women wish their men would watch LESS football!)

19. An Audi????? A perfect man????? Fuck no... Real men... the perfect man... would drive a Ford F-150 or a Jeep or a mustang... Hmmmm... cum to think of it... I have all three of those vehicles ;-) BUT NO AUDI!

20. Educated!! Yes, very educated... probably not as much as some of you... BUT I do have two degrees!

21. And I earn more than my other half... What makes a man perfect with this item? Why would I be any less perfect if my other half makes more than me????

22. I love to joke around... love a good laugh... usually it is dry humor... or a play on words... or something like that... but sometimes I need to laugh so I won't cry! (Does a perfect man cry? Well, I do and I'm not ashamed that I do... I don't believe the shit that "big boys don't cry" and "real men don't cry.")

23. Definitely sensitive when wife is upset... definitely sensitive when anyone is upset... you included!!

24. "I love you" is something that I would only say if I really mean it... Perhaps I don't say it often enough, though, to the people I love!

25. Admits it when I look at other women?? ummmmm... no... and what about the question "Admits it when I look at other men??" hmmmmmmm... fuck no... I won't admit that... hehehe... but all of you know that I definitely have a weakness for looking at other men!! haha... if you don't know that, then you better take a fucking closer look at all my posts!!! Oh, and yeah, you know that I like looking at the women too... fuckkkkk... I AM bi after all!!

26. Yes, I have a driver's license... and it isn't expired or suspended... lol...

27. You mean you have to swim to be a perfect man? Well, I pass this one!!! Yes!

28. And ride a bike to be a perfect man? YES! I pass another one!!

29. Can change a tire... fuck yeah I can change a tire... but you know what? I've done my
time... I've changed enough tires in my life... so why should I change a tire now when I have a AAA membership... they will change it for me for free... that is so much easier LOL

30. Calls mom regularly??? Now this one I don't believe... most women don't want their men calling Mom all the time... they want him to cut the apron strings... Oh, btw, no, I don't call mom regularly... ummmmm, sorry, but I don't... long story... bad relationship... I don't call my dad either... ummmmmm, sorry, but that is a worse relationship.... Damn! So I end the test on a negative note!


Now let me see how "perfect" I am! Score time: 20/30 Damn... that is only 6.7 on a scale of 1-10.... so much for being perfect!! haha...