A Penis By Any Other Name...

I was sitting here thinking the other day of all the different names we use for our favorite part of the male anatomy. It really surprised me how many I could come up with in a short period of time:


Penis, cock, dick, dink, peter, Homo Erectus, prick, the impregnator, sperminator, dong, schlong, winky, Mr. Winkie, Goliath, purple helmet warrior...
 




hot dog, dog, wiener, weenie, man meat, meat, salami, sausage, weenie, banana, lollipop, creamsicle, popsicle, dreamsicle...












middle leg, third leg, love bone, bone, boner, hard-on...


 
 

pecker, wood, woody, stick, baseball bat, bat...

















skin flute, joystick, palm pilot, wanker, saxophone, trumpet, the horn, ding dong, tallywhacker, jack-in-the-box, jack toy, the cream cannon, pogo stick, magic wand...


 






















man tool, tool, jackhammer, hammer, ball peen hammer, bayonet, spear, sword, crankshaft, rod, steel rod, shaft, pipe, pole, poker, drill, bolt, screw, screwer, pistol, dip stick, torpedo, rocket, piston, pillar of power...




snake, trouser snake, one-eyed snake, one-eyed monster, Italian stallion, donkey kong, man's best friend...




So what other names do you have for the beloved penis????

(BTW, three of these pics are of MY penis!  Can you guess which ones?)