Hmmmmm... my first thought was "okay, so this is what females think are the qualities possessed by the perfect man... so what do males think the perfect man's qualities are?" Then my next thought was "I wonder how I measure up???" LOL So read the list and then below it you will see how I rated myself! haha...
(I reblogged this from my friend on tumblr, jshine969, and then added my own comments and ratings to it... btw, check out jshine969's tumblr):
Here’s a full list of qualities the perfect man apparently possesses according to women:
1. 6 feet tall
2. Toned and athletic
3. Brown eyes
4. Short dark hair
5. Smart dress sense
6. Beer drinker
7. Non-smoker
8. Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9. Gets ready in 17 minutes
10. Stylish
11. Wants a family
12. Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13. Loves shopping
14. Eats meat
15. Clean shaven
16. Smooth chest
17. Watches soaps
18. Enjoys watching football
19. Drives an Audi
20. Educated to degree level
21. Earns more than his other half
22. Jokes around and has a laugh
23. Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24. Says ‘I love you’ only when he means it
25. Admits it when he looks at other women
26. Has a driver’s license
27. Can swim
28. Can ride a bike
29. Can change a tire
30. Calls mom regularly
jshine said "Fuck that, bitches want too fucking much."
adam2adam's checklist (btw, after you check out jshine's tumblr, check out my adam2adamtn tumblr too):
1. I'm exactly 6' tall!!
2. Toned and athletic... not exactly (not bad shape but not toned)
3. YES! I got another check... I have brown eyes!
4. Short dark hair? ummmmmm... do I get half credit? I have short hair... and well, it is
getting darker... but I call it light medium brown... I had blonde hair when I was a kid...
5. Smart dress sense... well, I think so! lol
6. NOPE... I'm a Starbucks drinker... believe it or not, I don't drink any alcohol (dudes... I know my weaknesses... I know how addicted I am to Starbucks, Tumblr, and sex... what the fuck do you think would happen with the beer?)
7. YES! Check off another one... non-smoker!
8. What the fuck are "smart" jeans??? I wear a lot of jeans... Levis, Wrangler, Axist, Lees, etc. but the only thing "smart" about my jeans is when my "smart" phone (android!) is in my jeans' pocket! LOL... And a shirt... yep have lots of fucking nice shirts... but here again... what the fuck is a V-neck jumper? I have some V-neck shirts... just bought another one last Saturday. Do I get credit for this one???
9. Gets ready in 17 minutes??????? FUCKKKK... Do they NOT take a shower, put on clothes, comb their hair, trim their facial hair, brush their teeth, and whatever else I do in getting ready?????? Man, sometimes I'm in the shower 17 minutes... and if YOU got in their with me it would probably be longer... well, fuck it, if you did that then there definitely would be NO getting ready in 17 minutes because we would probably end up in the bed again!! hehe
10. Stylish? Fuck yeah!
11. Wants a family??? Dudes... I already have a family... yep, I have a wife and kids... fuck, my real son is 25 now!
12. Thanks for the monetary conversion because I sure as fuck wouldn't have been able to convert the pounds to dollars without looking up exchange rates, etc.! BUT anyway... yeah, I pass this checkpoint!
13. Loves shopping? NO... I don't mind shopping but I wouldn't say I LOVE shopping...
14. Oh yeah, I eat meat... just had some sirloin beef tips tonight!
15. Hah... don't ask me to measure up to this one... I sure don't want to be clean shaven... don't want you to be either!! I love facial hair, facial scruff, or facial stubble on a man including myself!
16. Smooth chest. Wait! The perfect man? Fuck... my idea of a perfect man includes chest hair like I have!!
17. Well, I have watched soaps... but not regularly... not addicted to them... would rather watch Criminal Minds or The Mentalist...
18. Okay... define "enjoys" LOL... I will go to football games... especially h.s. games... will watch some football on TV... but the world isn't going to end if I don't watch a football game... (hmmmm... from what I've heard over the years, most women wish their men would watch LESS football!)
19. An Audi????? A perfect man????? Fuck no... Real men... the perfect man... would drive a Ford F-150 or a Jeep or a mustang... Hmmmm... cum to think of it... I have all three of those vehicles ;-) BUT NO AUDI!
20. Educated!! Yes, very educated... probably not as much as some of you... BUT I do have two degrees!
21. And I earn more than my other half... What makes a man perfect with this item? Why would I be any less perfect if my other half makes more than me????
22. I love to joke around... love a good laugh... usually it is dry humor... or a play on words... or something like that... but sometimes I need to laugh so I won't cry! (Does a perfect man cry? Well, I do and I'm not ashamed that I do... I don't believe the shit that "big boys don't cry" and "real men don't cry.")
23. Definitely sensitive when wife is upset... definitely sensitive when anyone is upset... you included!!
24. "I love you" is something that I would only say if I really mean it... Perhaps I don't say it often enough, though, to the people I love!
25. Admits it when I look at other women?? ummmmm... no... and what about the question "Admits it when I look at other men??" hmmmmmmm... fuck no... I won't admit that... hehehe... but all of you know that I definitely have a weakness for looking at other men!! haha... if you don't know that, then you better take a fucking closer look at all my posts!!! Oh, and yeah, you know that I like looking at the women too... fuckkkkk... I AM bi after all!!
26. Yes, I have a driver's license... and it isn't expired or suspended... lol...
27. You mean you have to swim to be a perfect man? Well, I pass this one!!! Yes!
28. And ride a bike to be a perfect man? YES! I pass another one!!
29. Can change a tire... fuck yeah I can change a tire... but you know what? I've done my
time... I've changed enough tires in my life... so why should I change a tire now when I have a AAA membership... they will change it for me for free... that is so much easier LOL
30. Calls mom regularly??? Now this one I don't believe... most women don't want their men calling Mom all the time... they want him to cut the apron strings... Oh, btw, no, I don't call mom regularly... ummmmm, sorry, but I don't... long story... bad relationship... I don't call my dad either... ummmmmm, sorry, but that is a worse relationship.... Damn! So I end the test on a negative note!
Now let me see how "perfect" I am! Score time: 20/30 Damn... that is only 6.7 on a scale of 1-10.... so much for being perfect!! haha...
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
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