Oh my son... you've been a naughty boy... going down to that porn shop... with a lesbian coworker no less... what kind of company do you keep, son? So I'm sure you were there to buy some str8 porn... maybe some toys to play with with some chick... what's that you say? No? You didn't? You bought what? I knew that coworker was being a bad influence on you... How did she convince you to buy such things... an inflatable dildo? Ummmmm, son? Why would you buy a dildo when you have a penis to fuck your girlfriend with? What's that you say? It's not for fucking a girlfriend? You don't even have a girlfriend? What the...??? Are you shitting me, son? So ummmm... then the purpose of that inflatable dildo is for what? I mean, I could understand if you bought a fleshlight, but that thing? Son? You are gonna do what with it? You really are shitting me, boy... fuck your own ass with it... yeah right... that's what gay boys do... and so why would... oh damn... oh shit... oh fuck... is that what you are trying to tell me? That you are one of THOSE gay boys??? holy fuck, son... MY SON?? No fucking way... I can't believe any son of mine would ever be like that? What do you mean why wouldn't you be like that? Huh? What? You are trying to tell me that lots of guys enjoy fucking around with another guy? What the fuck is this world becoming? Shit! And you really are gonna dick yourself with a toy? In the ass? Son? Ummmm... If you are a gay boy like you say you are, then why the fuck don't you have another gay boy fucking you instead of a pretend prick? I mean... well, I figure... that ummm... well, that you would rather have the real thing dicking you. What? You do? You do want a real cock in your ass? What did you say? What the fuck did you say, son? I don't think I heard you right... what the fuck? Say it again... Damn! I thought you said that... but I thought I heard wrong... Do you think I would put my str8 penis inside a dude? Shit... Boy... What do you think I am? I'm no fag... Oh, you knew that... ummmm... but then why the fuck did you say you want my penis up your ass? What? Holy fuck, son... I can't fucking believe this... YOU have had this fantasy of being fucked by dad for a long time? Fantasy of being fucked by me??? Son? I told you... I'm not queer... Well, yeah... Mom has been out of town for two weeks... and ummmm... if it's any of your business which it is NOT... no I haven't fucked any pussy during these two weeks since she's been gone... Well, fuck yeah, I miss fucking... but... What? What the fuck? Fuck you? Ummmmmm... I told you... I'm str8... I fuck your mother... hahaha... okay yeah I suppose that does make me a mother fucker... you got me on that one, son! haha... Well, yeah, I'm horny... actually it has been more like two and a half weeks since I've fucked your mom... listen to me telling this stuff to my damn son! I can't fucking believe I'm talking with you like this. Well, yeah, I do like getting my rocks off... uuuhhhmmm... well, honestly? Yeah... I have jerked off several times since she's been gone... but what does that matter to you? What do you mean what's the difference? What the fuck are you saying? Are you saying there is no difference in me spanking the monkey and in me fucking a male ass? Ummmm... son... uhhhhh... in case you haven't known this... it is pretty universal for men to jerk off... yeah... I have for years... well, yeah, son... I figured you have been too... after all you DO have a penis... LOL... BUT damn it, son... like I was saying... it's universal for a man to stroke his own dick... it is NOT universal for a man to fuck another man's ass! What do you mean, why isn't it? Hell, there is a difference... the uhhhh... well... I mean... it just isn't right... two men together that is... you know... Oh... you don't know... oh yeah... you're one of those gay boys now. What? So what's the difference if I get my rocks off jerking off or if I get my rocks off fucking mom? Well, that's obvious, isn't it, son? I mean... who wouldn't rather fuck another person than get their rocks off solo. What? That's what you've been trying to tell me? Damn it, son... I don't understand what you are trying to tell me... You'd rather have another person fucking you than getting your rocks off solo by dicking your ass with a dildo? Well, in case you haven't noticed, there isn't another gay boy here right now so hahaha if you are gonna do it, son, then I guess it will be solo. What? Me? My cock? In you? Fucking your ass? What are you fucking saying? Well, yeah, I did just admit that it is more enjoyable shooting a load having sex with another person than by doing it solo. Well, I suppose, son... I suppose you DO have a damn point there... not that I'd ever had thought it through the way you have... Yeah... I guess it would be hotter for us both to have another person to get our rocks off with... and well, shit... son... damn it... I can't fucking believe this... all your talk about fucking and stuff has my cock growing... Holy fuck... growing while talking to my son the gay boy about fucking... about my son getting his ass fucked... by me... fuckkkk... I must be losing it! What? Your fantasy? Son? Oh fuck it... Oh that is what you said you wanted... for me to fuck it... You know what, son? I think I'm gonna just take you up on your offer... I just might teach you a lesson about this getting fucked in the ass thing by another guy. I might just show you that it isn't good... it isn't right... show you that you don't really want it... You wanna do what? Fuck right here in the family room in front of the fire in the fireplace? What are you, some kind of romantic or something? Oh, you are... okay... well, whatever... So yeah... what do we do? Just strip? Get naked? Right here? Well here goes nothing... Damn, son, are you sure you are gay... I mean... you are one fucking good looking hairy masculine guy... you don't look like a queer in the least! You want me to fuck you doggy style? Okay... your call... this is your fantasy! I'm ready when you are... my cock is ready to fuck... get ready... gonna push it into your ass... DAMN! Your ass is tight! Wow! Oh wow! This feels nice around my damn hard 8" uncut cock! Never felt anything so fucking tight around my dick! You okay, son? You okay with this? You taking my big dick okay? Take me... take my 8 inches... fuck yeah... oh fuck... in and out of your hot tight ass... oh baby... oh yeah.... oh fuck yeah... damn... this feels so fucking wonderful! I never... I never would've dreamed it like this... wow... my damn str8 cock fucking another guy... what the fuck is this world becoming... and my cock up my son's man ass... You really like this, son? You like feeling a cock up your ass? You do? Seriously? Wow... I guess to each his own... well, take it, son... take it deep and hard... damn... the tightness of your ass is gonna bring me to an orgasm faster than I've ever done before... well, except when I was a teen and experimenting with fucking for the first time... haha... no, I'm not gonna tell you about that now... shut up and take my dick, son... take it... oh fuck... oh shit... ohhhhhhh fuckkkkkkkk.... I'm cumming... I can't fucking believe this... I'm cumming up your ass... damn, this is so hot... this is unreal... I didn't know it would be like this... What's that, son? You want me to grab your cock and stroke it while I'm shooting my load in your ass? Damn, might as well... gone this far... Holy fuck, son... I barely touched your cock and I felt the spasms... felt the cum spewing from your penis... and damn... your spasming has your ass muscles squeezing my cock milking every last drop out of me into your hole... FUCK! This is hot... DAMN! I'm spent... What's that, son? Just hold you here in front of the fire for awhile? Okay... Okay, son... this feels nice... this is so indescribably good! I gotta admit... that was one hot fuck even if it was a... well, a gay fuck... haha... and I'm enjoying holding you close right now, son... our male bodies entwined... skin2skin... man2man... Damn... But seriously, son... I'm NOT gay! I just did this for... well, for you, son... What? Well, yeah... I did enjoy it... I'm still enjoying it... Hush now, son... just hold each other close as we watch the fire dancing and casting its light on our two male bodies.... ohhhhhh.... mmmmmmmmmmm.... I love you, son....
